Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hello

My name is Pisco and I'm Cassie's best friend.
Sorry the picture is so blurry, but isn't he such a cutie?  The perfect little snuggle bunny.

Evidently Pisco is quite popular with y'all, so by request here are a few more pictures, though I was going to save them for another post...who am I to deny you from his adorableness?  I will do my best to smuggle him back to the United States in my luggage, but unfortunately he is pretty popular around here.

Please excuse my absolute atrociousness, I didn't know it was possible to care even less about what I look like than I do on a regular basis, alas I have succeeded.  More on that later though, enjoy sweet Pisco!  He's napping in my jacket as I type this, one little white paw stretched out, such a little dude. 

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Dia Uno...or really, the flight and arrival.

You would think that with the inordinate amount of free time I've had in the past two days I would be a blogging machine, but for whatever reason my motivation has all but gone down the shitter.  I just moved to a couch and put some headphones on in an attempt to change my scenery up a bit, we'll see what happens.  
 My personal favorite airport purchase and new travel watch.
So effing cute!  I have missed Flik and Flak.

A little wary of my aisle companions...
(can you tell how much I like the solo shot option on my phone?)

The flight down here was interesting.  I sat next to some Americans from Hawaii (yes, I am nosy and checked out their passports), and I wanted to ask what they did that allowed them to live in Hawaii full time, but then I thought I might look like a creep so I thought better of it.  We sat on the runway for the better part of an hour thanks to weather, but I kept dozing in and and out and I would rather be on the ground than in the air any day.  Dinner came and as I poked at my "cheese ravioli" with a fork I sent a silent prayer to the Starbucks gods for the turkey sandwich I had purchased in the airport terminal.  It wasn't that great either and I only ate half, but...  Regardless, three bottles of wine later (the only person not judging was the stewardess, and I was paying her not to) I was out like a light for the rest of the trip.  I think I might have been snoring (but I don't do that, so) or at least had my mouth hanging wide open because once I finally did wake up the guy across the aisle kept giggling at me.  Damnit.  Anyway, as I mentioned before, Carl got me elite access, hallelujah, so once I got through immigration (having an anxiety attack because I didn't know my address in Lima - what if they don't let me in?! where am I going to go?! damnit, I should have just put the Ritz down) there were my bag(S) floating on the conveyer belt just waiting for me.  The customs situation in Lima is as follows: give the woman your immigration sheet, she tells you to press a button...green light = go ahead and enjoy your visit (!) and red light = you / your bags get strip searched.  Ok, I don't know about strip searched but they do go through all your luggage.  The guy in front of me got a red light.  HA!  Naturally I was bound for green.  Anyway, I walked through the door, awkward to the say the least, in to the throngs of people harrassing for taxis and holding signs welcoming visitors.  I didn't see my people anywhere and thought that it would be pretty typical for me to get left at the airport, so I went and stood in a corner hoping someone might recognize me and tried to look as cool and on top of it as possible (ie not cool and / or on top of it).  After realizing no one was going to find me, I did another loop and thankfully found my ride home.  We met up with the rest of the crew, headed home and that was that...unpacked a for a minute, watched tv, called my parents, and slept like I hadn't slept in years.  Bienvenidos a Peru!

Dinner (gag, vomit, etc)
What I actually ate - A slight step up
By far and away the best part of my flight (plus one more bottle).  
My God I had forgotten how good Brussels are.

So today is my second full day in Peru, and I have to say, it's certainly going better than the first (I guess?).  Hm, I guess that also sounds like I don't like it here, which is completely untrue, I just still don't have the slightest inkling of what I'm supposed to be doing.  At all.  Yesterday was spent mostly getting acquainted with my new surroundings, which is still taking some time, but I will get used to it.  After I thought I might be living in the Alvear Palace Hotel in Buenos Aires for a month a few years ago I have to admit my travel standards are pretty high (I didn't live there...just so you know), but I have acclimated!  I'm sleeping on a top bunk, which is funny and difficult when you're drunk (a skill I never mastered at summer camp), but it's comfy and blankey is keeping me great company.  My roommates have me pretty wigged out about pickpockets and I keep silently thanking Carlos for telling me to bring my North Face fleece down here as it has a boob pocket and you know no one's getting near that baby.  We don't even carry bags - apparently violent crime is a non-issue here in Lima, but these peeps are stealth pickpocketers, so I haven't taken my camera out, which means no fotos of anything other than the house yet.
top bunk = mine
living room / work area
again..

Anyway, last night we went to a market and drank some wine while watching a traditional Peruvian band play and an awesome, if I do say so myself, dancer show off his moves.  Then we walked to a chicken place where we had the best chicken (aside from Dad's bbq chicken, no one will ever beat it) I've ever had, and then off to the fair grounds with more wine in hand to watch people celebrate El Dia de la Independencia.  It wasn't as wild as we suspected, but we got drunk, so what's the diff.  I opted out of late night (I'm not trying to see how much I can eat here, though 97% of my pants do have stretchy wasitbands...ie are spandex) but immediately regretted not partaking in the pollo frito insanity that returned from down the street.  I do think my hips thanked me this morning though.  Everyone's feeling a little off today, sick, bad sleep, hungover, etc, so we've just been chillin.  We walked through the market to get some treats earlier - a tangerine and 4 liters of water for me.  It's also a national holiday which means we didn't have to work, woo, though I still don't know what "work" means yet, but hopefully we'll go out again tonight to do some more exploring and see what's going on.  

This is the longest post in awhile, I hope y'all read all the way down...I guess it's kind of exciting to actually have something of some relevance (I mean, other than my unbelievably interesting life) to talk about.  Chau!  

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

My Week in Pictures...

Loving my new iPhone / discovery of (now broken) heart shades, holla.
"You don't look 25...seriously." (Wow, thanks.)
Lots of goodbyes to summer friends (family)
WELCOME HOME!
poor Chessie kind of hates her doggles.
Trying on things from high school in my closet.  I learned 2 very important things: 1. I had terrible taste and 2. so did Shoshanna 
Flirting with dykey outfits to wear in Peru (I'm even more successful than I could have imagined)
Shelby with her new bather!  What a precious little nug.
I did a really good job of hobbling around like a crip at Allison and Will's wedding.
Fuck. My. Life.

There are perks to being injured (and home in general).
Ok so I know it's lazy as shit of me to just put up pictures, but a bunch happened between mid-last week and getting to Peru last night, I figured this might be the easiest way to share.  And anyway, I already have plenty to talk about since I've been here for almost a day now!  I'll get back to that later and in another post, for now I'm trying to pretend like I know what I'm doing (unsuccessfully I'm afraid), but surely this gets easier?  I haven't seen much, but I promise I will be taking lots of pictures and posting them as much as I can, you know, just in case my camera gets stolen or something, eek!  Off to explore for a little bit, adios!     

Monday, July 26, 2010

Can't ever get too far..

I'm blogging on my phone! How f-ing awesome! (slash yikes, how did I not figure this out already?) So, I'll keep this short and sweet because a. I'm on my phone and b. I'm literally sitting on the plane waiting for people to finish boarding. THANKS Carl for unknowingly putting your onepass number on my boarding pass thereby securing me elite access. Lord knows with this unorganization I needed it. Anyway, I wish I had pics, but I am grossly overpacked as per usual, yet I still managed to have to run around the airport for forgotten essentials (advil, chapstick, water bottle, Starbucks...vodka?). Jk, but judging by my row companions I am DEFINITELY drinking on this flight. Well, I'll stop here but hopefully I'll be blogging daily from Lima-I will be in front of a comp quite a bit (wait, who am I kidding, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing). AHH gotta go cabin door's closed! Adios!

Friday, July 23, 2010

THIS IS WHY

I cannot WAIT to have babies!!!! 
 Ahem, allow me to rephrase, when I am maybe ready to have a boyfriend, would like to start thinking about settling down, meet the right person, date, get married, turn 30, I cannot wait to have babies!  
Because this little love nug: 
In that little bather is going to make my heart melt.
And just for good measure...
What a fucking cutie!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

As Promised

Not only do I look like an enormous dyke, but I also find it incredible how little I care about my daily appearance.  Above is my everyday uniform: spandex, huge tshirt, neon headband and tennies [momentarily replaced by sa-weet hiking boots].  What if I run in to my future husband on the street?  Not going to happen in said outfit, that's for sure.  Uh oh.
My actual boots.  
Even worse.  
I've come to grips with the fact that I'm going to look like a huge lez the  entire time I'm in Peru, and I'm totally fine with it.  I'm ready to own that shit, because really, there are far worse things. 

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

How could I forget?

Recently a friend reminded me of the wonderous-ness of old skool Nickolodeon shows - particularly my personal favorites Hey Dude  and Salute Your Shorts.  Being that I am occasionally mildly retarded I don't think I ever completely appreciated / understood the idea of regularly scheduled programming, but I would just about piss my pants every time one of these shows came on.  And why not?  They were amazing.  So apologies for this short post, but I leave you with these.  Enjoy!  
and...

I totally forgot...

...to tell y'all, yesterday was my grandfather's birthday!  He would have been 106, wow.  Usually the Detering clan heads to New Orleans to celebrate such a momentous occasion, but what with me here, Carlos in Wyoming / Idaho, and mom and dad cavorting all over Europe our plans just didn't pan out this year.  Still, that didn't stop me from thinking about how wonderful Big Daddy was (and is) all day long.  I mean, he lived until he was 96 - the man did a whole lot.  Including going to Sewanee.  Holla.  As much as I wish we were going to Nola this weekend to eat our lives away, I am so effing excited to get to Houston on Saturday to see my family, it has been too long and we have been too far apart.  Happy Hump Day!  
Big Daddy is 2nd from the Right - What a stud. 

love ya!

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